Friday, 12 April 2013

From First Thoughts to Living Here

      Mid 2012, Liz and I decided we would like to live in Egypt, for anything from six months to four or so years. The process of deciding just how feasible that might be involved, as you would expect, a lot of research on the internet. We have now completed the transition and are ensconced in an apartment in Hurghada’s El Kawser district. It would just be downright impolite not to make our experiences available to others who might want to follow in our footsteps; so, this is the way we did it, and it has, thus far, more or less, worked for us….. I don’t suppose many would want to copy exactly, the way we did it, but I do hope there are some useful titbits in this narrative.

BACK STORY.
      We are a mature couple, once ran pubs and restaurants in the UK, have lived and worked in Thailand, Vietnam and Malta, love diving, and have, over the years and during our many, many excursions into its fascinating waters, fallen in love with the Red Sea. When circumstances neatly arranged themselves in such a way that we could please ourselves and live outside the UK, Egypt was our first thought. This then, is the rather lengthy and saga of that process.

A quick word about foreign exchange. We use the currency cards from Caxtonfx.

These are the best way we have found of getting the most favourable exchange rates and offer a fair level of security. We paid £10 each for global currency cards but this was refunded the first time we used them outside the UK. They can be loaded on-line with a minimum of £100, and this is the only, very minor, gripe I have with the system. As you approach the end of your time abroad, you might not be intending to spend that much before leaving. Money can be withdrawn in the UK but a charge is made. Withdrawals from most ATMs abroad are free. We haven’t paid any charges so far. I am not sure if in Egypt there are any privately owned machines that charge, such as those found on British motorway service areas. The ATM at a local supermarket did indicate, just before asking how much we wanted to withdraw, that there might be a charge from our card issuer, but with Caxton, there was not. Caxton’s customer services are very responsive and helpful too, not something you can say about many companies these days. The Egyptian Pound is not one of their main currencies and therefore the rate does not appear on their website but as expected, they promptly responded to my enquiry with this intelligence: 

The rate on the Global Traveller card is always fixed at 2.75% below the Interbank rate. You can see all the live Interbank rates on www.xe.com.

At the time of writing we are getting around 10 Egyptian Pounds for each sterling pound, sometimes a little less, sometimes a little more, and it is this rate that should be used to convert the LE prices in this document. Euros are roughly 15% less than GBP. (10LE = £1.00 = €0.85)

We obtained 90-day visas in the UK. The most complicated part was dealing with our local Post Office. The Egyptian Consulate requires payment by Postal Order. The last time I bought one of these, I must have been wearing flared trousers for I was expecting to write the name of the payee myself. Nowadays, they print it for you, but “Consulate General of the Arab Republic of Egypt” didn’t fit and the counter clerk couldn’t decide what to put instead. I settled on “Consulate Gen, Egypt” but it took some effort to get that typed in. The consulate also required a pre-paid, registered mail envelope for the return of the passports. This proved difficult too, for some reason. All the faffing was worth it though; our passports containing the all-important visas were returned a few days later. The whole lot cost about £48, £18 for each visa plus post office charges. Why do visas take up a whole page of a passport? We British do it too; I have seen Egyptian passports with UK visas. Is it a necessity for security reasons or just hubris? Or perhaps it’s a way of selling more passports.  

We booked a one-way flight with easyJet, Gatwick to Hurghada and buying in early January for flights mid March meant we paid £159 each including luggage. I could write several closely typed pages on the inequities of easyJet’s luggage policy and it caused us some grief, but we managed to work around it. Later on, we paid to reserve a couple of seats (£3 each) so we could sit together. The flight was comfortable and on time, so we shouldn’t moan.

          We decided we needed a hotel close to the centre and booked the cheapest we could find. We didn’t expect much and weren’t disappointed, the hotel had a few issues but dealt with them as best it could. In the end, they did right by us, giving us a base from which to work at a good price. We weren’t on holiday, a good thing too, but then I don’t suppose we would have chosen the place had we been. The hotel, The Roma is sited less than five minutes walk from the beginning of the strip of coffee bars, restaurants and souvenir shops that are Sheraton Road, the tourist centre of Hurghada. We booked 21 nights bed and breakfast for £263.25, or £12.53 a night, not a bad deal, £6.27 a night each with brekkie, so we really can’t complain too much. We decided to book a transfer on-line at £10. A taxi from the airport should have cost less, but we could easily have ended up paying double that, so reckon it was an OK deal.  

We don’t like to eat in hotels, but prefer getting out and sampling some local colour. This habit was to prove useful in our quest for a permanent address. On our first night in Hurghada, we set out along Sheraton Road looking for a suitable eatery. I can’t explain why we eschewed other restaurants and ended up at For You, it was the first place we came to that pressed the right buttons, seats outside and a light welcoming appearance, is the only way I can explain it, other restaurants were similarly laid out but seemed gloomy. It was also about 10 minutes walk, by which time we had had enough of the street hustlers. It turned out to be an inspired choice. We got on well with the staff, and some of the young men whose pitch is the pavement outside the cafĂ©. The bills are itemised in English so can be easily checked and we never had a problem with money. 

Our criteria for a flat were: one or two bedrooms, not a studio, and this requirement led to some confusion during our first days of searching. To us a studio apartment is a one room living solution, with the bed, kitchen and lounge occupying the same space, the only other room being the bathroom. We discovered eventually that in Egypt (or at least in Hurghada) studio means both a classic studio layout as just described and one bedroomed apartments. This made sense of several of the on-line property advertisements we had come across. We wanted to pay around £120 a month, but it quickly turned out that was not going to happen. Just before we found the apartment we are now living in, we had decided to up the search parameters to £200 monthly. Flats were available, we were told, for as little as 800LE monthly, but we wouldn’t have liked them. Of that, I am in no doubt.

      We’d had some Facebook contact with a local agent prior to arriving, and got in touch a couple of days after we landed. Jayne arranged to meet us outside the hotel at 11am, and turned up promptly in a swish modern car. She had four flats to show us, the first was by far the best, small, but newly furnished, in a beautifully maintained compound with pool, the one bedroomed first floor apartment, accessible by lift was very desirable. The problem was the location. It was some distance outside Hurghada and there was nothing within popping out range. To live there, really and truly, one would need a car. This is not something we plan on acquiring while here. The rent was a very reasonable 1400LE. The area is question was Mobarak-7, (pronounced roughly Moo-bar-ick 7. The block containing the flat we saw was opposite another similar edifice, separated by a narrowish street, but these two blocks were a lone brace of buildings in an ocean of building sites, the short street at both ends ending in an expanse of grey open land.

     Next was a ground floor two bed flat, also in a compound with a pool, but the grounds did not appear well maintained. There were also no patio doors or any method of opening the flat up to the outside. It was a little way out of town, but closer than the first offering. The rent was 1700LE monthly. Thirdly, we were shown a flat that backed onto Airport Road, again it had a pool outside. We decided that it would be noisy, overlooking the dual carriageway, and it also had two single beds not the double we wanted. For the rent of 1300LE monthly, the landlord wasn’t going to invest in a double bed. A double mattress we were told, but haven’t verified, would set us back around £120 sterling. The fourth flat in El Kawser, (el cow-ser), not far from where we now find ourselves living had no washing machine, no oven, just a hob, but did have a microwave, and an ill-maintained dip pool outside. The view from the balcony was the unfinished, brick strewn floor of a building less than six feet from the balustrade. We did go back out to the first viewed property to confirm its location. It was as we remembered, remote. A taxi out there cost us 50LE, a lot by local standards, and to get back into town required two microbuses, and half an hour. The bus fares though came to only 50p each. The deal for all the flats was, first month in advance plus one months rent as a deposit, water and electricity on top. I can’t remember reliably which of the flats had air conditioning, but at least one did not. We eventually declined all four though. I’m sorry that we didn’t take one of Jayne’s flats and am sure she would have found us something with another round of viewings, but it so happened we met Batar in the interim. We initially contacted Jayne’s boss Adele Bahaa on Facebook after finding her details through the 4321 property site.



One of the guys on Roma Hotels beach showed us a couple of apartments in the area opposite the hotels front door just up the hill from the HSBC bank. These were new flats but the furnishings could only be described as distressed. Neither were particularly aspirational nor cheap. The landlord wanted 1500LE, too much for what he was offering but an interesting glimpse into local property. Again getting to these buildings involved a trip across unfinished roads circumnavigating piles of sand and rubble. 

A great deal of Hurghada is a building site and for the sort of money we want to pay living here would, we realised involve such a location. There are apartments in resorts though, and once inside the complex’s gates the world outside disappears. Some caution though needs to be exercised here for several reasons. One such location we popped into on spec quoted 2800LE for a 1-bed apartment. You do get several pools and a swish environment to live in, but we wondered, if these places could be noisy with similar flats full of ex pats living a party lifestyle. We frankly have no idea whether that is the case or not. We were quoted, by an agent, 2000LE monthly for the same accommodation in the same complex. We never got into discussions about ancillary charges but did wonder if when all the costs of living in this way were totted up it might make life too expensive. The agent I spoke to, just once on the phone, seemed reasonable and professional, even though he was Scottish. (Please don’t take offence if you happen to hail from that part of the world, it was a joke!) He works for hurghadarental.

Looking through the property ads, we spotted some flats at Desert Pearl Resort, but there a number of cautionary tales on the web about this place. It seems several of the apartments have been simultaneously sold several times. We also had a look around a complex near the Roma, called Heliopolis, which advertises heavily, but the “flat” we were shown was tiny, just about room for a double bed and a dirty and broken kitchen area. This was a holiday apartment for a one-day vacation! We never discussed price and the man who showed us in didn’t seem at all surprised when we told him it wasn’t suitable.  

I found an ad on the Egypt/Hurghada pages of www.expat-blog.com for an apartment in El Kawser, again not far from where I am typing this missive. We thought long and hard about it, it was a huge apartment, with a well-equipped kitchen boasting a washing machine and a dishwasher and there was brace of toilets, surely a luxury for two people! There was no double bed and the only soft furnishing in the lounge was one two-seat settee. It was tempting, but at 1700LE felt it should have had a couple of comfy chairs as well, picky perhaps, but I think we had a point.

A waiter at For You discovered the reasons for our daily excursions into his empire and showed us a flat a couple of streets down and back from the restaurant. We were again tempted; it had two bedrooms and was in the centre of town but we wondered at the noise levels that would generated by the constant stream of cabs we noticed passing the door. All Hurghada taxis sound their horns at the slightest hint of a pedestrian tourist. We concluded too, that we didn’t want to live anywhere near Sheraton Street. The area has nothing to offer us. All the souvenir shops sell the same stuff at whatever price they can get away with, and there is the constant battle with the street hustlers. For a time this can be quite good fun, inventing replies to throw them off guard but there is an element of thuggery about the odd one or two and we had a couple of minor brushes with out and out cons, rather than the reasonably good natured banter we normally exchanged.

As forewarned is forearmed here is an account of two incidents worth relating. If you are a seasoned traveller, none of this will come as any surprise. 

Around 11 pm as we were approaching the hotel, outside HSBC we were approached by a Papyrus seller a not uncommon occurrence, so I just muttered the usual La Shockran, (no thanks) and attempted to move on, but he was over insistent and barged into me. Liz pushed him roughly away, saying to me “watch your wallet,” she had spotted him trying to put his hand into my shorts pocket. Fortunately, he knew when he was beaten and slunk away.

Every day we walked the same route to For You and everyday had been approached by the same people selling the same goods. One such hustler was a cute 10 year old touting a barque of strawberries for just 5LE. “When I have my apartment”, Liz promised him, “I will come back and buy some”. A couple of days after moving in we passed his pitch and he came rushing up holding out a packet of cellophane wrapped fruit. “Five pounds” he said. His big brother came forward when it was evident we intended to buy. I gave him a 5 LE note. “Look”, said the older lad, “you have given me the wrong money”. It seems I had, he was holding out a 50 Piaster note, (about 5 pence sterling). Liz plucked my five pound note from his palm, fortunately we had been dealing with ones of Fagin’s apprentices. The con is only for 50p, but after scamming the fiver, they up the price of the fruit to 10LE and don’t seem to understand why you don’t what to deal with them anymore. They certainly have cheek.  

Or, they show you four €2 coins and ask how much they are in Egyptian, then want you to change them. This is definitely a scam, possibly involving old Italian 500 lire coins that look identical. Whatever they are actually doing, it’s a con…. We just smile and walk on by…..

This is not unique to Egypt and similar or worse has happened to friends and me in Spain. I have felt more bothered walking around in England than here. A bit of common sense and street wisdom goes a long way to keeping us safe. Plan for the worst and expect the best.

Life is a funny thing. So much can turn on so little. We were sitting in For You, enjoying the warm evening breeze and a bottle of Sakara beer, which I prefer to the other widely available brew, Stella, (completely unrelated to Artois) and a glass of white wine, when a tatterdemalion chanced to enter the restaurant. He was quickly shooed away by the staff. Liz noticed an Egyptian lad watching us watching this little drama. “It’s difficult to know, she said, do you give them money, or not?” And so a conversation began and when we explained we were looking for somewhere to live, he said, “I am in real estate.” The problem here is that if you want a painter, everyone is a decorator, one of the lads pitching his souvenir shop’s charms to passing tourists was at law school and expected to be a judge in the next couple of years. Another tout was studying to be an investment banker and was planning a five-year stint in Switzerland before coming home to retire. Everyone has dreams, everyone wants to help and will wear whichever hat a potential business opportunity requires. So, being told by someone he was a property agent, just after divulging a need for that commodity, should have raised the eyebrows of doubt and sounded the klaxon of caution. It didn’t. We had met Batar, who turned out to be all he said he was and more.

We swopped phone numbers. Shortly after arriving we had bought a local Vodafone SIM card and some credit for our unlocked mobile. 


The following day he rang and arranged to pick us up that evening. He turned up in his battered old Peugeot 505 estate, and first took us to a flat just behind For You. Like the other flat we had seen in the area it was a little jaded, smaller, but had two balconies, which seemed to be a big plus point. The asking price was 1400LE a month. The ground floor of this block housed an internet shop, which meant we could have had wired broadband installed for something less than £10 (sterling) a month. We never got into the detail of this arrangement, so have no idea how fast it would have been. For internet access in Egypt, we have an unlocked dongle from Three Telecom that we used in the UK. Vodafone Egypt charge 10LE a month for 7GB, plus 20LE one off for the SIM card. And it works. The shop even volunteered the APN parameters (for the connection software) as I was buying the SIM Card. That’s more than Orange managed in France.

      Batar ran us around a few more flats, and screeched to a stop outside any block he thought might have a vacancy, would dash inside, and then, occasionally ask us to come and take look at something. This was really a fact-finding mission for him, as he worked out what we were looking for, what pressed our buttons, and how much we really wanted to spend. Nothing he showed us that evening floated our boat and he dropped us at the restaurant, promising to be back in touch.  

It was a couple of days before he rang again. Liz was feeling a bit under the weather so I went off alone to look at, he said “a couple of places.” Batar had spent the day looking at flats for us and lining up landlords or caretakers to show us those he had shortlisted, It was therefore evening when he was ready to take me on the viewing tour. If I did this again I would insist on seeing everything during daylight hours. I had begun to get a vague grasp of the geography but in the dark completely lost my bearings. It was difficult too, to judge the exteriors and even the public areas inside the buildings we walked around. One building had a decent apartment but the front door was next to an empty flat without a door, the inside strewn with rubble. In the dark it was impossible to judge how much of an impact this would have on the niceness of living there. We ended up looking at about half a dozen flats and I got a bit lost as to what was what. Should have had a notebook. The analogue ink and paper variety would have been more than adequate.

I reported back and we decided that the first flat I had seen was the best of the bunch, and was pretty much what we had been looking for. I thought then and think now that the flat I had seen was on the first floor. In the event when we went back, we were shown to a second floor apartment. Liz has had a new knee recently installed and we were keen to limit stairs to one flight only, so where there was no lift, the first floor was as far as we wanted to go. There is in this building a lift shaft, and lift doors, and the vertical steels to guide the elevator on its travels. There though, is no lift, no walls around the shaft and presumably no motor. The foyer is a beautifully finished gleaming homage to the marble layers craft, the stairs are similarly finished, it’s just that in the stairwell, there is a great gaping unprotected square of liftless lift shaft.

      The flat though swung it. If we wanted a decent flat for our budget something was going to have to give. The flat is brand new, the walls magnolia the ceiling a pleasingly speckled white, sky blue and brown splatter and all the furniture and fittings brand new, the fridge was still in its box. The floors are white flecked marble with black and white insets. The rent is 1500LE a month It’s all very posh and sparkly. We decided to take it and had bought two months rent and our passports with us just in case.
Mr Ali, the landlord produced a contract, a single sheet of blue A4, printed one side in Arabic. He filled in details from our passport, and the length of time we wanted the flat. We said we would promise 6 months, but hoped to stay longer. Batar has told us that if we decide to stay on, we need do nothing more than carry on paying the rent. The landllord wrote an inventory of the flat’s contents on the back of the contract, in Arabic and I signed both sides as instructed. “Do you want a copy?” he asked. I shook my head, I can’t read it, I can’t even type it into a computer for an automatic translation” I said. At the end of the day, these things come down to trust, a gut instinct. So far, we have every reason to believe that this is an honest open and kosher deal. He really was the landlord, he hadn’t lined up six other people to move in with us, he wouldn’t be doubling the rent at some random point in the near future and the contract we signed hasn’t committed us to digging the foundations for his next project. For our budget, at this level, a short term contract for £150 a month it has to come down to instinct. Batar says, its all OK, but of course, he’s only a guy we met in a bar, and the landlord could have been a mate who happened to have a set of keys to someone else’s property. But the most we stood to loose was a months rent and the deposit, the same amount again, and I suppose if we found ourselves evicted, some hotel costs. Are these fanciful musings? Sadly, not at all, there are many who have fallen foul of such confidence tricks. We are aware we are foreigners in a land where we don’t speak the language; the writing is totally undecipherable and as tourists are seen by some as a natural resource to be ruthlessly exploited. This all means we could be easily flimflammed, so find ourselves turning down most offers of assistance, some doubtless genuine. The ones we accept we do so, based on an unquantifiable logic, perhaps body language, perhaps the nature of the offer, perhaps our measure of their level of desperation. Whatever our reasoning it does in the end just come down to intuition. We are not at the level of involving translators and notaries to interpret documentation and swear affidavits of authenticity.

      Having confidently written this piece of self-congratulation we are not out of the woods yet. We have yet to pay next months rent and with it the electricity and water charges. These are classically profit centres for dishonest property owners. I’m not expecting this to be a problem, but am aware that I neglected to ask which of the thirty meters in the foyer cupboard relates to our flat. Actually, that’s not quite true, I did ask the caretaker, but didn’t get a sensible reply. Oh, and the numbers on the  are in Arabic. Actually, there isn’t a huge problem with printed digits, decoding is straightforward. Reading hand written numbers though is more of a challenge.  



The fridge was unboxed, plastic was peeled off the cooker, and the hat rack unwrapped. Yes, this flat is equipped with a five-foot tall dark wood coat stand. Apparently, the Germans like them. It’s a handy place to hang our wet suits though. We signed the contract and paid up on a Wednesday. “We need to install the air conditioning and washing machine, so the flat will be ready either tomorrow or Friday” we were told. The place was new, we, its first tenants but it did need a good clean, sweeping out, wiping over, and Batar told us we could pay the caretaker to do that, “it won’t be done the way you want, but will make it easier” he told us. We handed over 50LE.  

We met Batar that evening at For You. He had news, the flat was ready for us and we could move in the next day. He promised to pick us up from the hotel at 10 in the morning and take our bags and us to our new home. We packed that night and after breakfast went to tell the front desk we were leaving. We then lugged our stuff down to the rear entrance lobby. The security staff were clearly unused to guests humping their own luggage, unannounced to an exit point and it was obvious we wouldn’t be allowed to leave until checks had been made. This only took for a few minutes and we were early anyway so it wasn’t a problem. We had booked 3 weeks at the hotel and were leaving after 2, getting out of the Roma was a relief.

Batar loaded some of our bags into the car and some onto its roof. I have noticed this is common practice. Evidentially the laws of physics relating to top mounted luggage transportation systems differ from those back in England. Straps or ties are never used. We set off. Three minutes into the journey Batar pulled over and hopped out of the car. “Three bags,” he said, “we did put three bags on didn’t we?” We completed the trip, I am happy to report with all our possessions present and correct.  

The flat consists of three rooms. The front door opens into the lounge area and the “American kitchen.” An American kitchen, might be described by an English estate agent as open plan, it occupies part of the lounge area, dividing the space with a bar height marble topped counter behind which you have a cooker width space to operate in. A marble shelf at working height has a sink at one end, and is set under the counter top creating a space for storage. The cooker is set at right angles to the counter at the far end; this is the only place it will go. A single wall mounted cupboard is set on the wall above the end of the counter. To reach it you need to stretch up over the cooker and bar top. Some of the cupboard you can access from the kitchen side, some only from the lounge area but you have to stretch past the fridge. A stainless steel three-tier plate rack resides in the only place it can go, on the end of the under-counter shelf, half under the cupboard. When we racked our swish new dinner plates, we found we couldn’t open the cupboard doors fully. The rack had been assembled when we moved in, but needed taking apart and putting back together correctly. The five foot tall fridge freezer can only sit in a corner, on the lounge side of the counter. A wire rack with five glass mugs hanging from it has been thoughtfully provided but is about three millimetres too high to live under the cupboard. The fridge doors open against a wall, which means getting at one of the two salad drawers is a little tricky. Moving the fridge to allow its door to open more fully would push the table and chairs out into the walk through from the lounge to the bedroom. All this seems to sum up the design philosophy of the apartment. It looks great, but those little extra details that would transform the design from workaday to inspired brilliance are missing. Cleary a kitchen area designed by a man with a very straight ruler, who hasn’t given any thought to operating convenience. None of this matters a great deal, it’s what you expect in such countries for the money we are paying. The sad thing is, though, just a little more care, and probably without any extra cost, the ergonomics could have been greatly improved. Never mind, these are picky observations.  

We have a square table with two dining chairs at which to eat, two comfy chairs, a three seat settee, a coffee and a side table in the lounge. These are perfectly adequate for our needs. The 30cm flat screen TV is bolted to the wall next to the front door and opposite the settee. A metal shelf sits under the screen supporting the satellite receiver. It isn’t quite level, I have tried to bend it back up, but so far without success. The flat is equipped with an intercom telephone, which we could use to summon the caretaker. An added luxury is the doorbell, which takes the form of a speaker grill set into the wall. This seems an unnecessary courtesy. What’s wrong with knocking? When it rings, it tweets, the sound a small bird urgently looking for female company. The sound from the TV is difficult to hear, a combination I think, of poor speakers and the acoustics of the flat, hard walls with stern angles. 
 
The bedroom has a double bed with a comfortable mattress. We have been provided with two pillows, a bolster, a single pillow the full width of the double bed, all with slips. There is a sheet for the bed and the most amazing blanket I think I have ever seen. This blanket would keep a Maasai warm during an Antarctic winter. It’s very heavy, vibrantly emblazoned with a red rose and lives in its own suitcase on top of the three-door dark wood wardrobe. We also have a dressing table and one bedside cabinet. A mirror above the dressing table and headboard behind the bed, both fixed to the walls complete the bedroom furnishings.

      A balcony leads off the bedroom, but the only thing we have to put out there is the clothes drying rack. The bathroom has all the necessary offices, toilet, shower, sink, mirror, plug for an electric razor, towel rail and soap trays for the sink and shower and toilet roll holder. There is no shower curtain, so after washing you have to clean up with the floor blade, a broom handle with a window cleaner’s wiper blade on the end, standard equipment in warm countries for that sort of job. The flat’s equipment includes a toilet brush, a broom, a dustpan but no brush, a cup for the bathroom, four knives, forks, dessert spoons, two teaspoons, four melamine dessert bowls, an Arabic coffee making jug, and a set of six tiny cups and saucers on a rack that we have parked on top of the kitchen cupboard. We have a small wastebasket for kitchen rubbish, a filleting knife, a tray, two tiny bowls not quite big enough for one, let alone two shredded wheat, a plastic 2 litre juice jug, two tumblers, a cheese grater, a teapot, an ashtray and a comprehensive set of saucepans including a frying pan that were all wrapped. Two still are. I have already mentioned the five glass mugs on a stand. One cracked the first time we poured boiling water into it.
That is what was in the flat and that is what we got. It turns out we needed to give the caretaker whose name, as near as I can reproduce it here is Sad, 50LE a month. For this, he will ensure our security and deal with our rubbish. All we need do is put it outside our front door. Sad had made a token effort at cleaning, Batar had been right, not as we would have done it. Mental note to self, next time pay half up front, half on moving in day.  

Batar insisted we change the lock and bought us a new cylinder with five keys. (50LE). He told us this was the most secure available as it had flat dimpled keys rather than the traditional Yale design. It took him seconds to install. It seems that Mr Ali wanted a key, but Batar talked him out of it, saying, “It is better for everyone, if no one else has a key, you have a lot of things.” It was a while before we found a locksmith so we could have a second front gate key cut. The shop we found is up a side street to the right (as facing), of the MacDonald’s, in Sheraton Street. It cost 20LE. 

A gas cylinder and hose had been connected to the cooker. I still don’t know exactly how the process off getting more gas works. Maybe Sad has some spares, or maybe we just run out and have to wait until we hear a gas man passing. You can’t miss them. Pick-up trucks, the backs filled with cylinders ply the streets; a man hanging onto the back rattling a stick around the jostling cylinders, making an unmistakable sound. We don’t know even how much a refill is. As we are only using it for the cooker, it should last for at least a couple of months, if it was full when we got it. We do have a set of those luggage scales with a hook on, so intend to weigh the next bottle we get.

No means of plugging in the fridge were provided as the short lead did not reach any of the sockets. Fortunately, I had bought a six-socket plug board and a pile of adaptors, UK to foreign and foreign to UK, for the laptops and the raft of battery chargers that modern life demands. There too, was no washing machine. “It will be here tomorrow, or the day after, or we think the next day,” we were told.

      Batar took us out to Spinney’s at Senzo Mall so we could bring the apartment inventory up to spec. It proved a disappointing trip, the only china mugs they had were chipped and they only had one of each design, odd but true. We needed a baking sheet for the oven but again they only had one on their shelves and it was scratched. Their wooden spoons were expensive and had rubber handles. Why does a non-heat conducting cooking utensil require an insulated gripping point? They had no bowls, their power extension leads were ludicrously expensive, and so on. The next day we discovered the local hardware shop where we managed to get almost all the things Spinney’s hadn’t been able to provide, and at much more sensible prices. I think the only outstanding items are some bowls. We want crockery and the shops are full of Melamine.

      We had never discussed money with Batar. He had done a lot of running around for us and it was evident we needed to come some arrangement. In the end he wanted 250LE for the two days work he had done for us. This tells you a lot about local wage rates. He may be, probably is, getting some sort of commission from the landlord, either a one off payment or a cut of the rent each month but that’s business. We gave him 500LE and still feel we got a good deal. Some agents, but not the ones we had dealt with, charge a months rent for finding a property, so I think this was a win, win situation. Batar was delighted with our offer and we are over the moon with his services. He had been working for a Swiss owned property company before the revolution but the queues of eager Europeans looking for a Red Sea Pied Ă  Terre have dried up and the Hurghada office shut. Every so often you are lucky enough to meet genuine, able people, such encounters an antidote to the gnawing pessimism that is the inevitable result of living in our modern troubled society. Perhaps one day everyone will be a Batar. That would make a great planet.  

      And that really should have been that. I would like to report that we have moved in and are now living happily ever after. Sort of. Three weeks in, we are still waiting for the washing machine. Professional property developers do not it appears, buy white goods here in Hurghada but ship them from Cairo, it’s cheaper we have been told. The factory though, due to the troubles “is not working very well. It is paid for, that is not the problem, but it will be here in 2 or 3 definitely 4 or maybe 5 days”. It is noisy here. The buildings are concrete platforms with rendered single brick width internal walls. Thermal insulation is not a factor and soundproofing too isn’t given any attention, Internal noises, therefore carry easily, people walking up the stairs, doors slamming, chatter and music echo around the building from early until late. These though we could, can and are learning to live with. It’s part of life here. There is a lot of construction work going on close by that starts at around 7 am, 7 days a week. How much noise this generates depends on the task at hand. For a while, they were installing the moulds for the next storey. This is a complex matrix of wooden planks and beams into which the concrete is poured to form the floor and supporting pillars. It involves a lot of men with a lot of hammers. Now though they are at the putting up the internal walls phase and this generates little sound. Soon I guess, the next floor will need to be started. This, normally finishes with dusk so is not an unliveable with deal buster. The problem is the damn Alsatians that live in the next block. These animals have a bark the decibel equivalent of a fighter aircraft taking off. And when they start, they go on for ever. We can’t hear the TV, we can’t even converse, and its difficult for me to concentrate on my writing, something I have always wanted to do and now have the time for. It was a factor in moving out here, the aspiring author in his garret churning out masterworks by the metric tonne. We are wondering if we can stick this out for the next six months. It seems certain that we will relocate in October, if we can last that long. Unless that is, the bloody canines meet an untimely death. I need to find a shop selling karrari and blowpipes.       

UPDATE
       Since writing the last paragraph, and 4 days before the next months rent was due, the washing machine arrived. Hurrah!! Sad carried it up 2 floors on his back, in the manner of a Himalayan Porter. We are beginning to understand the builder’s site schedule and the days there will be noise. On concreting or brick lifting days they constantly run motorised machinery and shout a lot. On other days they just shout a lot. The top floor, (we think), is in place now, so things might quieten down. The dogs are still a pain though. When the washer arrived, Mr Ali asked for the rent, about four days before it was due, and added the power and water charges, which with Sad's stipend came to a suspiciously convenient 200LE. We have identified the electric meter and have noted the reading. We reckon we used 120 units, which should have been 60LE. Water is, we believe 50 Piaster’s a metric tonne, (1000 litres), so the charge should have been negligible. We will have to have a chat.  

      The 4 ring, no grill cooker, it turns out, is pretty basic, the oven has just two settings, low and high and no thermocouples are fitted. (Safety devices that cut the gas if the flame goes out).

WATER
      During our stay in the hotel, we heard of someone who had been hospitalised with Typhoid. We have no details and therefore no idea what she had been up to, but it has resulted in our being extra careful with the water here. Really though we are taking no more than the usual sensible precautions that living in Africa or Asia demand. Our bottled water is used:- for drinking, (obviously) to wash all vegetables and salads, boiled, whether in the kettle or on the stove, to brush our teeth and for ice making. It costs 60p (sterling) for 7 litres and we reckon on using 3-4 containers a week. Bigger bottles are available, 18.9 litre water cooler sized flasks, but bizarrely at £2.10 (sterling) each they are more expensive, and as it’s a simple thing to pick up a 7 litre as we pass the shop, certainly easier than struggling with a bloody great bottle, we are sticking to the 60p version.
GETTING AROUND
      Hurghada is spread out, 27 miles end to end. Fortunately getting around is fairly simple. There are taxis, always taxis, most will charge a fairish rate but occasionally you will get a clever cogs who will try it on, attempting to charge the normal rate for each person in the cab, or just quadrupling the fare. Taxi fares should be no more than 50LE for most journeys, and a short hop no more than 20LE. Taxi bills even at these rates can add up over the weeks and months so we use the microbuses. These are a very sensible extensive local transport network of small minibuses, flagged down on demand, much as you would hail a London taxi. They are very cheap, we pay between 2 and 5LE (20 to50p) each. The inside of the bus becomes for the short duration of the journey a mini community, passengers shuffle seats as the vehicle fills, and will clamber out to allow someone to sit nearer the door if they are getting off first. Coins are passed hand to hand down the bus and as a microbus novice all I have to do is hold out some change to a fellow traveller, let him know where we are going and he will take the right coins and pass them on. Travelling this way does lead to interesting conversations, which usually start with “are you English?” and involve Manchester United. The driving technique is best observed with closed eyes and has helped me understand the need for an unfaltering belief in Allah. They are a great way to get around. They seem to ply set routes, deviating occasionally for passenger convenience. The only way of finding out if a particular vehicle is going your way is to ask. They don’t though go everywhere, and a couple of flats that Jayne had available, which we didn’t see, were off the network.


ALCOHOL
      It’s an odd thing, but while we were apartment seeking and eating every night at For You, we had beer or wine with every meal, but since we moved into the apartment we haven’t touched a drop, honest guv. Booze is available in a lot, but by no means all bars and restaurants and of course in hotels but in none of the bars or coffee shops near to us. If you want alcohol at home bars like For You sell it at take away prices. Supermarkets and local shops do not sell booze. A local company Cheers do deliver, we haven’t tried them….yet, English web site at www.gocheers.com/free-delivery.
SHOPPING
      This is how we are currently managing this essential task. Our views are ours, others have a different approach, some people will only shop at Spinney’s, others will never go to El Dahar market, and so on.

      Within 10 minutes walk there is a Metro, a fair sized local supermarket catering mainly to expats. This is where we buy our meat and most of our fruit and veg. There are other greengrocers nearby but their wares leave something to be desired, Metro’s offerings, cost a little more but are worth it. It is the only place we have found to buy meat locally but anyway reckon this is best bought from a “proper shop”. We also buy tinned goods and stuff in jars like mayo. It is a bit pricier in general than Spinney’s and Abu Ashara, (see below).  

      We did go out to the old town, El Dahar, and the fruit and veg in the market there are of a much higher quality than the local greengrocers, and theoretically cheaper. Most of the stalls display their prices so when we get our head around the Arabic numbering system it should be easier to get a good price. The market though is a fair way away, about 20-30 minutes on a microbus, and we reckon the fare should be about 40LE each, each way. We overpaid because we didn’t have change. Frankly given the hassle value, you might as well buy from Metro. Metro though aren’t at the time of writing selling strawberries, which are a particular favourite. 80 pence for 1kg of delicious strawberries. Probably on reflection worth the trouble.

      Just around the corner (2 mins) is a local shop we have christened Arkwright’s, it is, it seems open 24 hours and they are scrupulous in not over charging us. This means we go their almost everyday. They sell a wicked pickled veg. concoction at 40p for a big tub, and a local brand ice cream at £1.20 for 1 litre, and as it’s only a 2 minute walk home we can get it back unmolten, it’s also a short carry for the big water bottles we buy.  

      There is also a branch of Abu Ashara, a local supermarket chain, about 10 mins walk in the opposite direction to Metro. It is often cheaper than Metro, but as with supermarkets in the UK the best deals involve shopping around, if you can be bothered. This is a smallish outlet and doesn’t, sadly have a meat counter. If we are going into Hurghada centre we invariably find ourselves in their much bigger Sakala Square branch. (Having said that, the last time we were there, the meat counter had disappeared.) 

      The local bakery is opposite Metro, freshly baked twice a day, 50p for 10 flatbreads. 

      Tiger stores is the local hardware shop. Everything is priced, and they too are careful about charging correctly. They are excellent value, for example power extension leads in Metro/Spinney’s start at round £9. Tiger sell them for £3.50. We made the mistake of going out to Spinney’s before visiting Tiger’s.  

      Spinney’s is an 80,000sq2 supermarket at Senzo Mall (by comparison our local Adsa superstore in the UK is 50,000 sq2.) It’s a fair distance from Hurghada centre. After our first shop there we felt that Spinney’s prices and variety could be found in more local shops. It’s a hassle to get to, so it needs to offer a lot to make it worth the effort. 

      However, buying meat remains a little bit of a problem. Metro is expensive and when we went to the Sakala Square branch of Abu Ashara, as mentioned earlier, they seemed to have shut down their meat counter. We might yet find ourselves shopping there.  

      Generally, the small local shops are cheaper than supermarkets, the opposite of the UK, some are fair and honest in their dealings with we foreigners, others, such as the fruit and veg shop between our flat and Metro charged whatever he felt like and palmed us off with his old stock. We have stopped using him. There is a brand new supermarket more or less next door to the flat but it doesn’t seem to sell much and had a bit of a hiccup on the charging front too, so we don’t go in there anymore either. We are trying different shops and sticking with the ones who do right by us.  

      Living here in Egypt must give me too much free time. I have put together a random list of commodities and prices. It is not comprehensive, but does, I hope, give some idea of costs here.  

 
 
 
LE
tax
Prices in Egyptian Pounds.
10LE = £1.00 = 0.85€
8th April 2013
Strawberries
market El Dahar
1 kg
8.00
 
overcharged, but 80p seemed excellent value for 1kg of the most excellent strawberries
gala melons
market El Dahar
3 melons
5.00
 
each about the size of a croquet ball
jar red peppers in olive oil
spinney's
370ml
14.99
*
 
tin sweetcorn
spinney's
240g
6.49
*
 
tomato paste jar
spinney's
300g
2.49
 
 
tahina/Hommus paste tin
spinney's
400g
6.99
*
this comes both in ready to eat and a version you need to mix with olive oil
sundried tomatoes
spinney's
200g
14.75
 
 
tin peeled tomatoes
spinney's
800g
11.99
*
 
sheet, double fitted
spinney's
1
64.99
*
 
pan scrubbers
spinney's
3
8.49
*
Really thick good quality extra long. I cut them in half
cling film
spinney's
200 sq ft
43.25
*
good quality tough stuff, 685/6 yds x 115/8 ins 18.6m2 63m x 29.5cm an essential
aerial concentrate powder
spinney's
4kg
71.99
*
 
mango juice
spinney's
1 ltr
6.25
 
 
pineapple juices
spinney's
1 ltr
5.75
 
 
orange juice
spinney's
1 ltr
5.75
 
this version only 20% OJ
apple juice
spinney's
1 ltr
5.75
 
 
plain yogurt
spinney's
1kg
10.10
 
 
yellow bell peppers
spinney's
5
6.99
 
 
signal toothpaste
spinney's
75ml
15.49
*
 
t towels
spinney's
4
23.98
*
Egyptian cotton
spatula
spinney's
1
14.49
*
 
red onions
spinney's
½ kg
2.92
 
 
cucumber
spinney's
368g
1.47
 
the cucumbers are the small ones, about the size of a decent sausage, and are stunning
eggs
spinney's
30
17.99
 
small, some very small,
tub olives
spinney's
1kg
10.99
 
drained weight 700g.
red bell peppers
spinney's
400grams
4
 
 
plug in liquid filled mosquito killers
spinney's
2 machines
111.98
*
Essential
mince
spinney's
1.05kg
52.59
 
 Aus. Shoulder boneless. very lean, no fat at all.
dolmades
spinney's
1.05kg
18.19
 
These were uncooked, which was a bit of a surprise. Ended up throwing them away
tub white cheese
spinney's
750g
13.65
 
istanbuli cheese, very similar to Feta not sure what the difference is
coat hangers
spinney's
10
20.25
*
 
salt
spinney's
700g
3.25
 
 
funnels
spinney's
Set
12.99
*
essential for decanting big water bottles. Set of 3 different sizes.
tomatoes
spinney's
1kg
7.49
 
 
frozen chicken pane
spinney's
1kg
37.75
 
breaded chicken, each piece about the size and shape of a decent hash brown
black pepper
spinney's
125g
12.75
 
 
colander with bowl
spinney's
 
22.49
*
brilliant concept, colander comes nested in matching bowl
electric kettle
spinney's
1850 watt
85.00
*
Cordless
gas lighter wand
spinney's
 
25.75
*
essential for bottled gas cooker. Gas powered is better than piezzo electric, but will need refilling
chicken breasts
spinney's
0.532kg
19.15
 
 
beef koftas
spinney's
0.456kg
20.97
 
 
dinner plates
spinney's
4
91.90
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
According to the receipt, we bought 42.226 items from Spinney's. Tax of 56.30LE was included. It was levied on the items marked with a star and works out at near enough 10%
water
local shop
7 litres
6.00
 
 
ice cream
local shop
 
12.00
 
Egyptian brand. Ice Man. We are fairly sure a tub is 1 litre, (it's all in Arabic)
pickled veg
local shop
 
4.00
 
a spicy melange of carrots, olives, onions, chillies etc. 4LE buys enough to half fill one of the ice cream tubs
kofta Kebabs
Metro
0.6kg
24.41
 
10 pieces
tin sweetcorn
Metro
340g
8.25
 
drained weight 250g
tahina/Hommus paste tin
Metro
400g
9.95
 
 
tin Tuna in Brine
Metro
185g
9.25
 
drained weight 70% of net weight
flatbread
local baker
10 pieces
5.00
 
 
plain yogurt
Abu Ashara
3kg
28.10
 
big, big tub
glass drink coasters
Tiger Stores
4
3.50
 
these are frosted glass squares with a Pilsner Urquell logo
clothes pegs
Tiger Stores
20
3.50
 
 
Nescafé
Metro
small jar
20.22
 
all in Arabic but it looks like a 100 gram jar
3 socket power cable
Tiger Stores
1
35.00
 
 
Lux shower gel with puff
Abu Ashara
250ml
9.00
 
one of their special offers came with a body puff
Sunsilk Shampoo
Abu Ashara
400ml
8.90
 
one of their special offers
cartons juice
local shop
1 ltr
7.00
 
Price varies with fruit, from 6LE, the OJ is 50% juice, good value and no distance to carry
lettuce
Metro
big one
2.2
 
Yes, you've read that correctly, a titanic iceberg for 22p English pennies.
Mayo light Heinz
Metro
210gms
9.5
 
 
Mosquito killer refills
Local pharmacy
each
20
 
From Metro 22LE each, cheaper from the pharmacy next to Tiger. Looks like the bottles supplied with the machines were not full as they only lasted 2 weeks. The new ones have a life of 300hrs